RattlesOS v3.0 🤖🔥
Powered by Loyalty. Debugged by > Clink.
Quad-Core Stubbornness™ 5.0 GHz (Overclocked since birth)
Memory: 32GB Loyalty RAM (never forgets who's in his circle)
Unlimited Cache for Duels, Stories & Bullshit
Storage: 1TB of Diablo II strategies
500GB of Forum Builds & BBCode arrays
Infinite space reserved for Brotherhood
Graphics: Big Red D GPU with custom glow effects
Capable of rendering Barbs, Zons, and Palas in glorious low-level detail
Connectivity: Firewall enabled (unbreakable)
> Clink Protocol™ secure handshake encryption
Occasional Paranoia VPN (always watching 👀)
Power Source: Runs on beer, but optimized for Brotherhood Energy™
Backup generator: "Fuck off beer, I'm busy" mode
Special Features: Auto-duel detection
Humor override (always active)
Emotional honesty firmware pre-installed
⚡ Disclaimer: RattlesOS cannot be hacked. Attempts will result in Minesweeper installs, Crazy Frog playlists, and permanent humiliation.
Credits to StaffGPT