🧠 Rattles Comeback Engine™ Flowchart
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"Insult / Trash Talk"
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| RattlesBrain() checks |
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[ sober-ish ] [ > Clink Mode ]
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[ witty / sharp ] [ chaotic / hilarious ]
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One-liner pool Beer-fueled nonsense
(stored in memory) (generated with rand())
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[ OUTPUT: comeback ]
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"Target stunned — EOF"
Example Runs
• Input: "red neck Canadian"
→ Output: "Yup! Wanna rip bud? I got some beer left." 🍻
• Input: "Your build is trash"
→ Output: "Perfect, less weight when I'm carrying your ear." ⚔️
• Input: "You're washed"
→ Output: "Good, means you're dying clean." 💀
> Clink — EOF Certified